Noah’s Shark, a film by Wild Eye Releasing, is the longest six years of a person’s life one will ever spend on a movie. At seventy-one minutes, this drudge-fest feels interminably long. […]
Should Have Left it in the Flood – Noah’s Shark (2021)
Lo, There Came A… – Shark Huntress (2021)
When one woman’s mom is killed by a shark, she will stop at nothing to kill that very same shark out of the thousands that live in the ocean, that very same […]
Blood Among the Stalks – Sharks of the Corn (2021)
When one hears the words Sharks of the Corn, one cannot help but associate it with horror, most notable the film(s) where it lifted its title from, Children of the Corn which […]
Best Left Among the Dead – Aquarium of the Dead (2021)
Aquarium of the Dead is a film that should be all sorts of awesome. The title alone makes it sound as if there will be more than just the regular type of […]
From Out of Nowhere… – Psycho Shark (2009)
Psycho Shark, also known as Jaws in Japan, is more an exploitation film than it is a horror movie or creature feature. Those that tune in to this picture are more than […]
A Sour Promise – Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)
Raiders of the Lost Shark promises action, excitement, girls in bikinis, helicopters, destruction and of course, a giant shark. If the poster is anything to go by, it looks to be one […]
Girls, Grandma and… – Ozark Sharks (2016)
Ozark Sharks sounds like any other Syfy movie on the network, a film more than likely made only because they found a word to rhyme with shark and because why not another […]
On Tides of Sand – Land Shark (2017)
There have been sharks in tornadoes, sharks in the snow, in swamps, crossbred, gene-spliced and sharks that have fought all manner of creatures, so it was only a matter of time before […]
On a Remote Island, the… – She Gods of Shark Reef (1958)
Chris and Jim are brothers, one good and one bad. Unbeknownst to Chris is the truth of Jim’s nature and when the two get shipwrecked upon an island inhabited by only women, […]
Death in the Water – Great White (1981)
If you have seen Jaws, Jaws 2, Jaws 3 or Jaws 4, then you pretty much have the basic premise for Great White, a 1981 Italian film also known as L’ultimo squalo […]
The Telltale Mind 