Raiders of the Lost Shark promises action, excitement, girls in bikinis, helicopters, destruction and of course, a giant shark. If the poster is anything to go by, it looks to be one of the most incredible movies ever made.

It is not.

There is nothing good about this film. Sure, the shark of the picture manages to kill a lot of people, but it looks awful, the CGI being extremely terrible and with the actors and actresses being so poor as well, it is too bad that the shark did not kill them all within the first ten minutes of the film so that people would not have to sit through seventy or so minutes of pure schlock.

Sometimes bad can be good, but in this case bad is just appalling and a complete waste of time that can never be reclaimed. Under the guise of a great title and an awesome poster, Raiders of the Lost Shark is not worth more than a cursory glance.

0.5 out of 5