Mongolian Death Worm. It seems like more of a statement than a movie title and yet it not only tells the audience the title of the film, but essentially lets them know […]
Try Not to Disturb the… – Mongolian Death Worm (2010)
No Rose Without a Thorn – Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)
The second film of the Heisei series of films, Godzilla vs. Biollante, follows in the vein of the first, that being 1984’s Godzilla, with a more serious tone and a new villain […]
Draining Blood Beneath the Waves – Bering Sea Beast (2013)
Sometimes, someone somewhere thinks up a concept or an idea that is absolutely ingenious, one that would make an incredible film if done right. Such is the case with Bering Sea Beast […]
Hither it Slithers – King Cobra (1999)
King Cobra, as one might immediately guess, is not a film that was made for the big screen and thus is probably a movie that is not all that good. Surprisingly, it […]
Awakened Once More – Godzilla (1984)
After having spent many years battling innumerable foes like Mothra and King Ghidorah to name just two, Toho gave their star behemoth a rest before bringing him back in 1984. Having essentially […]
Just Like Flies – Arachnicide (2014)
A team of commandos is sent to take down a lab where a researcher has discovered a way to speed up the growth of various plants and animals, those men believing that […]
To Live Once Again – Legend of Dinosaurs & Monster Birds (1977)
As far as kaiju movies go, Legend of Dinosaurs & Monster Birds is a little cliché and about as cheesy as they come but at the end of the day, a lot […]
On Tides of Sand – Land Shark (2017)
There have been sharks in tornadoes, sharks in the snow, in swamps, crossbred, gene-spliced and sharks that have fought all manner of creatures, so it was only a matter of time before […]
Best Left in the Past – Jurassic Prey (2015)
Jurassic Prey sounds like it could be a good movie, but then a lot of films sound like they could be good, the reality being something else entirely. Such is the case […]
Undone by Love – Robot Monster (1953)
Often cited as one of the worst films of all time, it is perhaps an exaggeration to say the least, but Robot Monster comes quite close. Crafted on a budget of nothing, […]
The Telltale Mind 