Noah’s Shark, a film by Wild Eye Releasing, is the longest six years of a person’s life one will ever spend on a movie. At seventy-one minutes, this drudge-fest feels interminably long. […]
Should Have Left it in the Flood – Noah’s Shark (2021)
Being Hunted – Frozen Sasquatch (2018)
If given a chance to sit through this and one is actually able to make it through to the end, they will realise there is no frozen Sasquatch in this film, though […]
On Tides of Sand – Land Shark (2017)
There have been sharks in tornadoes, sharks in the snow, in swamps, crossbred, gene-spliced and sharks that have fought all manner of creatures, so it was only a matter of time before […]
Best Left in the Past – Jurassic Prey (2015)
Jurassic Prey sounds like it could be a good movie, but then a lot of films sound like they could be good, the reality being something else entirely. Such is the case […]
A Patchwork Shark – Sharkenstein (2016)
Back in World War II, the Nazis were responsible for some of the most horrific things to have ever taken place in modern history. According to Sharkenstein, that included their experiments to […]
A Force of Nature Against the Undead – Bigfoot Vs. Zombies (2016)
Watching this film, one has to give director and writer Mark Polonia credit for doing his best with what he had. Bigfoot Vs. Zombies sounds like a no-brainer – a winner by […]
The Telltale Mind 