Anyone who goes into 2010: Moby Dick and expects a serious picture is going to be disappointed. It was made by The Asylum after all and viewers have to know that on […]
From Hell’s Heart… – 2010: Moby Dick (2010)
Being Hunted – Frozen Sasquatch (2018)
If given a chance to sit through this and one is actually able to make it through to the end, they will realise there is no frozen Sasquatch in this film, though […]
Deep in the Woods… – American Bigfoot (2017)
A Bigfoot cub is killed by a drunk with a gun and when Mom starts freaking out, Dad decides to go and find her a replacement in the form of a little […]
Nothing Can Stop the… – Mega Piranha (2010)
Mega Piranha is one of the few movies produced by The Asylum done right. It is over-the-top, crazy and exciting and features giant piranhas that are out to eat everything in their […]
Mutated and Hungry… – Octopus (2000)
If there is one thing that Octopus does right from the first moment it starts, it is to deliver an interesting backstory that tells the audience essentially how it is the titular […]
Not As Calm As One Might Think – Lake Placid (1999)
Released in 1999, Lake Placid is one of those rare occurrences in monster moviedom where everything comes together perfectly. It would be directed by Steve Miner who gave voice to Friday the […]
Humans Are Optimal – Spiders II: Breeding Ground (2001)
When comparing Spiders II: Breeding Ground to the film that preceded it, while essentially night and day, neither one really tops the other as being better. This second film has better actors, […]
Mutated, Deadly and on the Loose – Spiders (2000)
Judging by the title alone, Spiders is a movie about just that and luckily for the viewer that takes a chance on this film, they happen to be giant spiders as well. […]
Preserved Beneath the Waves… – Dinosaurus! (1960)
Amongst the various films featuring fantastical creatures that Ray Harryhausen would use his extraordinary talent upon, there were others that tried to do the same and to a greater or lesser extent, […]
Not a Fun Trip – Dinosaur Island (1994)
Dinosaur Island is a film that does indeed have dinosaurs, but also a ton of women who are not ashamed of their bodies and who sacrifice their peers to the top dinosaur […]
The Telltale Mind 