Aquarium of the Dead is a film that should be all sorts of awesome. The title alone makes it sound as if there will be more than just the regular type of […]
Best Left Among the Dead – Aquarium of the Dead (2021)
Mystery Solved – Bermuda Tentacles (2014)
Released by The Asylum, Bermuda Tentacles really had no chance of being any good, but in a completely unpredictable move, it managed to be all right. Not great by any means and […]
Nothing Can Stop the… – Mega Piranha (2010)
Mega Piranha is one of the few movies produced by The Asylum done right. It is over-the-top, crazy and exciting and features giant piranhas that are out to eat everything in their […]
Only One Can Swim Away – Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus (2010)
For millennia, men of wisdom have posed the question – ‘who would win in a fight between a giant shark and a giant crocodile?’ Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus dares to answer that […]
When Old Meets New – Mega Shark vs. Kolossus (2015)
If there is one thing that is plainly evident, Mega Shark cannot be kept down and despite the Navy trying their best to take the creature out, it comes down to a […]
Forgettable – Supercroc (2007)
For the most part, when you have some obscenely large animal or monster or what have you in a film, it usually makes it worth watching. Sadly, that cannot be said of […]
You Can Never Be Prepared For A… – 3-Headed Shark Attack (2015)
When a film starts off with an attack from a shark sporting three heads, with blood and guts and a little bit of nudity, you know the film you are watching is […]
Past and Present Collide in… – Mega Shark Versus Mecha Shark (2014)
Mega Shark Versus Mecha Shark is an utter waste of your time. It does have a cheesy bit of charm, perhaps due to the lack of any budget whatsoever and the fact […]
The Telltale Mind 