Hatchet is a good old-fashioned slasher film that features an unstoppable killer like Jason from the Friday the 13th franchise or Michael Myers from Halloween. The murderer in question is one Victor […]
Born of the Swamp – Hatchet (2006)
Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood – Dr. Moreau’s House of Pain (2004)
In the umpteenth take on H. G. Wells’ The Island of Dr. Moreau, Charles Band takes the concept and runs with it, but takes it off of the island and sets it […]
Expired, But Still Good – Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver (2011)
Beginning with as a spoof that sees the Gingerdead Man as Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs, it only gets crazier from there as he travels back in time to the […]
To Rise Again – Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust (2008)
Also known as Bakery of Blood as some might have found the original title a little offensive, the second Gingerdead Man film is far removed from the first with only the titular […]
For the Fate of the World – Puppet Master: Axis Termination (2017)
The final Puppet Master film to come out, not counting the reboot that was released afterwards, and the end-cap to the Axis storyline is a movie that would be better than the […]
Like a Puppet On a String – Dangerous Worry Dolls (2008)
If there is one thing that Charles Band knows well, it is taking smallish things and making them seem as horrific as possible. This particular film features his smallest creatures yet in […]
Not Part of a Balanced Breakfast – Unlucky Charms (2013)
A group of young women are competing for a modelling contract and just like real life, they must get past the judges and one woman in particular, a fading starlet who uses […]
Night of the Living Eye – Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt (2011)
Ten years after The Killer Eye was released, a sequel of sorts would finally see the light of day in Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt. Would it live up to the amazing precedent […]
From the Eighth Dimension Comes… – The Killer Eye (1999)
Over the years, there was the odd time when Full Moon would miss a step and while doing so, it would never be as bad as this film – The Killer Eye, […]
Made For Each Other – Blood Dolls (1999)
For one to enjoy Blood Dolls, they have to take it at face value and not expect some great masterpiece. If that can be accomplished, there is every chance that a bit […]
The Telltale Mind 