America 3000 is best defined as being silly schlock, but it is the good kind of schlock, the kind that makes a person want to continue watching this film no matter how […]
Just Trying to Get Along – America 3000 (1986)
Nothing Can Stop the… – Mega Piranha (2010)
Mega Piranha is one of the few movies produced by The Asylum done right. It is over-the-top, crazy and exciting and features giant piranhas that are out to eat everything in their […]
Mutated and Hungry… – Octopus (2000)
If there is one thing that Octopus does right from the first moment it starts, it is to deliver an interesting backstory that tells the audience essentially how it is the titular […]
Humans Are Optimal – Spiders II: Breeding Ground (2001)
When comparing Spiders II: Breeding Ground to the film that preceded it, while essentially night and day, neither one really tops the other as being better. This second film has better actors, […]
Mutated, Deadly and on the Loose – Spiders (2000)
Judging by the title alone, Spiders is a movie about just that and luckily for the viewer that takes a chance on this film, they happen to be giant spiders as well. […]
Preserved Beneath the Waves… – Dinosaurus! (1960)
Amongst the various films featuring fantastical creatures that Ray Harryhausen would use his extraordinary talent upon, there were others that tried to do the same and to a greater or lesser extent, […]
Not a Fun Trip – Dinosaur Island (1994)
Dinosaur Island is a film that does indeed have dinosaurs, but also a ton of women who are not ashamed of their bodies and who sacrifice their peers to the top dinosaur […]
A Second Bite – Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)
Sometimes sequels are not all they are cracked up to be and not even a giant alligator can save them. Such is the case with Alligator II: The Mutation, sequel to Alligator […]
One For the Kids – The Lost World (1992)
The 1992 iteration of The Lost World by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, while an all right feature, is definitely one for the kids more than anything else. It is a simplistic take, […]
Take A Holiday On… – Planet Raptor (2007)
Out in space is a planet called AC9 and on the surface of said planet, replicas of human dwellings are discovered and not only that, but that dinosaur made famous in Jurassic […]
The Telltale Mind 